I’m treating myself to a facelift.
Please come back when the bandages are off.
In the meantime, feel free to call me: 07886 572598
EMAIL ME: firstname.lastname@example.org
OR BOOKMARK ME.
TALKING OF WHICH…
help yourself to this little pup. Click, print on some nice card and trim. Send it to your friends, give it to the girl you see on the train every day, but please don't sell it for money (or throw large quantities off the top of tall buildings - that would be fun, but rubbish).